The Hottie and the Nottie by Kevin Guilfoile & John Warner
From the page: "Except I don't know anyone who sincerely believes that Paris Hilton is good-looking--anyone studying her with honest eyes would admit she has a face like a Horton and a body like a Who. "
This page is tearing me up...
This about Mit Romney:
"He was a flip-flopping plastic creep who once strapped his dog to the roof of his car..."
Barack Obama's speech probably does not meet the definition of "plagiarism," but Hillary Clinton's speeches clearly meet the definition of "cockblocking."
"John McCain is one of the worst public speakers I've ever seen, including George W. Bush and Flava Flav. I'm talking like early-round American Idol-contestant bad."
A good page for a good laugh.